The Daily Mail has revealed that computers and television have made activities such as violent behaviour, underage sex and mental illness popular amongst this generation of young people (according to a large scale study of course).

Ever-useful acronym enthusiasts the CCFC (Campaign for a Commercial Free Childhood) are presenting their first TOADY (Toys Oppressive and Destructive to Young Children) award. Five oppressive and destructive items have been short listed, but you’ll be disheartened to hear that only one of them is a vile videogame.

Once again the NHS is trying to help all those fat idiots who still won’t listen and get into shape like they should. They’re doing this in the best way possible with a patronising advert voiced by a cockney swine, probably more relatable for the proletariat, and an equally patronising website. If that doesn’t whip [...]