Having uncovered a sick and vile electronic video computer game based upon the tragic series of events surrounding Raoul Moat’s death, a much-loved journalist has come under scrutiny by game addicts who claim he simply made up the story and is “a contemptible moron with no semblance of journalistic integrity or responsibility”.

Clearly vexed by this incredible man’s ability to expose another repulsive and totally secret piece of trash; these joy-pad junkies have fired up their ‘overnight video computer electronical creatifying machine’ and rapidly produced a real game that calls into question this man’s role within the British press. Pathetic.